RIDDLES
1.Q: How far can a man run into the woods?
A: Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!
2. Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!
2. Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May
2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd,
November 2nd, December 2nd.
3.Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
3.Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: A deck of playing cards.
4.Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
4.Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: A “b”.
5.Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
A: His horse is named Tuesday!
A: His horse is named Tuesday!
6.Q: Why can’t someone living in Maine be buried in Florida?
A: Because he’s still living!
7.Q: Which month has 28 days?
A: Because he’s still living!
7.Q: Which month has 28 days?
A: All of them, silly!
8.Q: What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?
A: Envelope!
9.Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Envelope!
9.Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short!
10.Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?
10.Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?
A: The letter E.
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